Global Grind

// Ask A Guy

Ask A Guy - Where do players come from?
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[2 Dec 2008|8 Comments]

So yesterday’s reader submission also delved into the topic of players.
Do they ever fall in love?
Where do they come from?
Let’s take it from the top.  Everyone has the potential to fall in love.  People are puzzle pieces and some of us have very unique shapes.  Their jutting edges need your valleys to give them space [...]

// Ask A Guy

Ask A Guy - Reader Submission
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[1 Dec 2008|8 Comments]

Apologies for the absence, but now I’m back like I left somethin’!!!  While on our little hiatus we received some reader submissions asking for our take on a few things.  This is the first:
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I am single.  I don’t meet many men.  I am open to it though.  I don’t sleep around. I am good people, [...]

// Ask A Guy

The Bet & Ask A Guy
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[17 Nov 2008|13 Comments]

So the writers on this site are the last of the free men. In college there were 8 of us. Since then, 4 have fallen. Toby and I came up with the bet for the last of us. It goes as follows:
All of us chip in and buy a giant gold belt.  One like the [...]

// Ish You Should Know

Confessions of a Man-Ho (Part 2)
By User ImageSeymour Monet
[11 Nov 2008|8 Comments]

This was the beginning of the end people. I had just learned one of Vicki’s little secrets…exactly how to get in them mo-fo’s! The next 2 years was a blur of bras, backseats and bouncing box springs. And then I graduated high school!
If high school was where the monster was created, college is where he [...]

// Ish You Should Know

Confessions of a Man-Ho (Part 1)
By User ImageSeymour Monet
[10 Nov 2008|11 Comments]

In the first installment of the legendary post “How To Talk to Pretty Women”, I mentioned how being labeled as the nice guy is close to leprosy and that I would be explaining later. Well later is now. Later has been this…well…late because I know this is going to be a sensitive issue. [...]

// Ish You Should Know

Just one…Please…
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[28 Oct 2008|16 Comments]

To those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce a word: Regional Coverage.
Regional Coverage happens when there are several teams playing each other in a particular sport at once.  All of the games are broadcast on one channel — and you have no choice but to watch the game that is closest in proximity to you [...]

// Ladies - Jump on the Poll

Ladies Poll - How do you like the hair down there?
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[14 Nov 2008|37 Comments]

Guys are never shy about letting women know how they like things south of the border.  Well now it’s the ladies turn.  When the belt comes off and the pants come down, what should the manscape look like?  As always if there are poll choice you feel we’ve omitted or if you’d like to elaborate [...]

// Ladies - Jump on the Poll

It’s all I can stands…and I can’t stands no more!
By User ImageSeymour Monet
[2 Nov 2008|6 Comments]

Happy Friday Monday and all that good stuff. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled slightly adjusted programming . Ladies it’s time to jump on the poll again. So, let’s just get right to it.
The male/female double standard when it comes to sex is an age old argument. But let’s save that for [...]

// Ladies - Jump on the Poll

FRIDAY - Ladies jump on the poll
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[24 Oct 2008|4 Comments]

It’s another Friday so it’s time for us to humbly request our female visitors’ views, opinions and candor.  Fellas, as always, be ready to hop in the comments section and share, agree…disagree…whatever.  Let’s get into today’s question:
PORN!
Ladies, will you watch it with us?  Are you watching it whether we’re there or not?  Do you hate [...]

// Relationships

A Love Letter…
By User ImagePreston Swagger
[20 Nov 2008|15 Comments]

It’s funny…
How I always love you…but sometimes…most times…I don’t really like you.  I’m not sure if it’s what you do to me or what you make me see in myself.  Maybe I just don’t like me…
That’s funny…
After reading what I’ve written above, most people…people gifted with the power of logic would ask, “Why are you [...]

// Monthly Awards

Rodeo Clown of the Month - O.J. Simpson
By User ImageTobias Hustleman
[15 Oct 2008|4 Comments]

OJ DID IT!
And got convicted.
The train wreck that is Orenthol James Simpson finally found out that karma is a biatch.  To get off on a double murder rap (you did it too nigga…don’t front!), and then get convicted of armed robbery is absolutely mind boggling. I’ve seen local athletes do stupid things and it cost [...]

// Pop Culture

Swagger Like Us…
By User ImageTobias Hustleman
[20 Oct 2008|2 Comments]

So my man Swagg used to extole the virtues of the Blackberry he got from his job. Being competitive, I set a small goal of getting to a position so that I could get some sort of smart phone. Much to my chagrin, my company made the switch from Blackberries to Palm Treos and Swagger [...]