// Ask A Guy
Ask A Guy - What Are You Looking At??By
Preston Swagger
Q: Women always obsess over their bodies naked; what do men really look at when a woman is undressed?
Ladies, if you can catch it, a lot guys will give themselves away from the first time we size you up. Some men will just stare directly at their favorite body part — especially if you have [...]
// Ask A Guy
Ask A Guy - Do men only fall in love AFTER the sex?By
Preston Swagger
Q: Do you guys only fall in love after you’ve got the goodies?
A: Nope. We’re in love WAY before that. We’re in love with the possibility of you…
I think this is a people thing more than a “guy” thing. At first we all fall in love with the possibility of someone. We size you up [...]
// Ask A Guy
Ask A Guy - Do men like for women to play hard to get?By
Preston Swagger
Q: Ask A Guy - Do men like for women to play hard to get?
A: Some of them do. But that’s not what this question is about.
This is a cosmetic question. I call it that because it doesn’t really get to the heart of the matter. Some men like the thrill of the chase. Some [...]
// Ish You Should Know
Just one…Please…By
Preston Swagger
To those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce a word: Regional Coverage.
Regional Coverage happens when there are several teams playing each other in a particular sport at once. All of the games are broadcast on one channel — and you have no choice but to watch the game that is closest in proximity to you [...]
// Ish You Should Know
You don’t need to be celibate, you need to be selective…By
Preston Swagger
Most women have either done this or know someone who has. EVERY guy has run into this at some point or another (it’s most aggravating when a jumpoff pulls it).
I’m celibate right now…
When a girl decides, for whatever reason, to slow down, put on her flashing lights, and pull the car off the road for [...]
// Ish You Should Know
Where Are Your Nuts - The SeriesBy
Preston Swagger
A few weeks ago I wrote an eye-opening piece entitled The Feminization of Men - Part 1. It was followed by Where Are Your Nuts? - Male Feminization Part 2. Both articles dealt with the stunning trend of guys becoming effeminate at alarming degrees and speeds. I traced this issue’s origins and how widespread it [...]
// Ladies - Jump on the Poll
It’s all I can stands…and I can’t stands no more!By
Seymour Monet
Happy Friday Monday and all that good stuff. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled slightly adjusted programming . Ladies it’s time to jump on the poll again. So, let’s just get right to it.
The male/female double standard when it comes to sex is an age old argument. But let’s save that for [...]
// Ladies - Jump on the Poll
FRIDAY - Ladies jump on the pollBy
Preston Swagger
It’s another Friday so it’s time for us to humbly request our female visitors’ views, opinions and candor. Fellas, as always, be ready to hop in the comments section and share, agree…disagree…whatever. Let’s get into today’s question:
PORN!
Ladies, will you watch it with us? Are you watching it whether we’re there or not? Do you hate [...]
// Ladies - Jump on the Poll
Ladies - Are you faking?By
Preston Swagger
Happy Friday. Welcome back to another edition of the Ladie’s Poll.
To our lovely lady readers — I think I can speak for all of the Merchants when I say we don’t think you should be faking the big “O”. You’re cheating yourself and letting some guy think his lame performance was something other than what [...]
// Relationships
Who’s More Scandalous…By
Preston Swagger
There’s always been back and forth about who’s more scandalous, men or women. We never really stop to consider it, but this is truly a generational phenomenon. When our parents were our age I don’t think anyone really discussed this. I’m not saying that women in our parents generation were not scandalous. And I’m not [...]
// Monthly Awards
Rodeo Clown of the Month - O.J. SimpsonBy
Tobias Hustleman
OJ DID IT!
And got convicted.
The train wreck that is Orenthol James Simpson finally found out that karma is a biatch. To get off on a double murder rap (you did it too nigga…don’t front!), and then get convicted of armed robbery is absolutely mind boggling. I’ve seen local athletes do stupid things and it cost [...]
// Pop Culture
Swagger Like Us…By
Tobias Hustleman
So my man Swagg used to extole the virtues of the Blackberry he got from his job. Being competitive, I set a small goal of getting to a position so that I could get some sort of smart phone. Much to my chagrin, my company made the switch from Blackberries to Palm Treos and Swagger [...]