Relationships

Do You REALLY Want To Hear It? Do You REALLY Want To Hear It?

Did you really want to hear it? Really?? I don’t think you do… Historically,... 

Ask A Guy - Advice For A Lady Pimp Ask A Guy - Advice For A Lady Pimp

We’re back with another Ask-A-Guy question and I’m happy about the change... 

Why Men Cheat… Why Men Cheat…

Well…  A few reasons, anyway.  No introduction needed.  Let’s get... 

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News/Pop Culture

MJJ Rest In Peace MJJ Rest In Peace

Mike, rest in peace. If my childhood had a soundtrack, MJ would no doubt be the... 

When Keeping It Metro Goes Wrong When Keeping It Metro Goes Wrong

I’ve often been harsh on the fellas about becoming a little bit too feminine.... 

The Lighter Side Of Porn (SFW) The Lighter Side Of Porn (SFW)

Ladies, maybe you watch a little porn by yourself (God bless you). Maybe you watch... 

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Ish You Should Know

Who Is Derek Black Who Is Derek Black

Well, I can tell you he’s not Black or African American. Sadly, he is a 20... 

Where Do You Meet Decent Guys!?!? Where Do You Meet Decent Guys!?!?

An age old question FINALLY gets an answer that’s not CLICHE! Before I dive... 

Black Hypocrisy… Black Hypocrisy…

A lot of people are upset about the California Supreme Court’s decision regarding... 

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Polls

Friday Poll - Sex Tapes? Friday Poll - Sex Tapes?

Most times in popular culture famous people or “trend setters” are the... 

Friday Poll - Women Going Back For Seconds?? Friday Poll - Women Going Back For Seconds??

The post on Monday dealt with how a lot of men feel that once they’ve slept... 

Jump on the Poll — Monday Edition!!! Jump on the Poll — Monday Edition!!!

“Having yo salad tossed is having yo asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. ... 

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Monthly Awards

Morton’s Make It Rain Award - January

Merry New Year to you all. Yeah, I’m a little late but so what. I hope we all know by now that pleasantries and courtesies are not my forte. Since there are four of us here to entertain you good folks, from time to time somebody might have to step away to work on another project. Well, cry no more. Mr. Haight is back! And what better way to return... [Read more...]

Super Rocky Clown of the Month - Blake Fielder-Civil

Blake Civil Fielder is our first recipient of the year of the Clown of the Month Award.  His award will be titled Super Rocky Clown of the month.  For those of you that don’t know, he is Amy Winehouse’s husband. By now, I’m sure you’ve seen and heard of Amy Winehouse’s druggy ways but now it appears she is trying to get cleaned up. I am... [Read more...]

Rodeo Clown of the Month - O.J. Simpson

OJ DID IT! And got convicted. The train wreck that is Orenthol James Simpson finally found out that karma is a biatch.  To get off on a double murder rap (you did it too nigga…don’t front!), and then get convicted of armed robbery is absolutely mind boggling. I’ve seen local athletes do stupid things and it cost them their future.... [Read more...]

Monthly Awards - Morton’s Make It Rain Award - September

I hand out this award each month to one ornery individual who shows me his/her continued focused anger over one month’s period.  August was a problem though.  Not for lack of nominees mind you.  You had McCain and his nah nanny boo boo pick of Palin.  DMX for general lifetime achievement.  It was due to lack of focus.  My chi wasn’t centered. ... [Read more...]

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