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Preston Swagger 1 July 2008 Ask A Guy 308 views 3 Comments Print This Post  Email This Post

WARNING: All “Ask A Guy” questions are answered honestly without regard for feeling, political correctness, or backlash (as the title of the blog implies).  So don’t ask if you don’t wanna know.  So without further ado…

Q: Why do men cheat on good women?

A: Ok, let’s get a few things straight before we jump into this.  Not ALL men cheat (probably most).   And not ALL of you are good women (probably few).  But if you are a good woman and you have been cheated on, I’ll try to give some sort of explanation.

Now women…this will surprise and maybe hurt some of you…but a lot of times when guys cheat, it doesn’t have as much to do with you as you’d think.  Sure there are the typical scenarios where a girl doesn’t do something (usually physical—like give head or anal sex—or give head after anal sex…I know I know…I just wanted to make sure you were still paying attention) and the guy goes elsewhere to get it.  But I feel like that is not what spawned this question.  I’ll bet it’s something closer to this thought:

Hey, I’m a good girl.  I take care of my man in EVERY WAY.  Why did I get cheated on?!?

The answer?  Because Taco Bell will always be there…that’s why…

I should explain that…

You see a good girl…a TRULY good girl is like some bomb ass steak and lobster at a 5-star restaurant.  I mean that’s what you want!  That’s the best shit ever.  But they’ll always be those late nights when the restaurant is closed for maintenance, or out of town visiting her mother, or out late with the girls or whatever…and you just get a taste for some Taco Bell.  I mean it’s the fourth meal!!  The next thing you know, you’re knee deep in a grilled steak burrito fiesta platter…and you know what…the shit is terrible.  Terrible compared to the 5 star joint anyway.  And you usually get caught (the gas from the beans will give you away every time.  That or the Chlamydia you brought home).

You see a good man is a wise man.  And a wise man would KNOW how shitty that Taco Bell is compared to his good girl.  He wouldn’t have to go and taste it to remember.  Cheating in itself is a childish act.  Real men and women…mature men and women, would just tell you if they’re ready to move on.  Or they’d tell you right from the jump if they don’t want a relationship.  So you see, if you really were a good girl, then it was nothing you did or said…it was just that you chose an immature mate who couldn’t resist the bullshit nostalgia and the fake shine of something forbidden.  Keep doing ya thing though, there are still a lot of guys out there who’ll appreciate you…

*Note: Since this section is called “Ask A Guy”, the answers are obviously geared toward the women who inquired.  However, in this case the reverse is also very true.  There are some good dudes out there who get cheated on because there immature girlfriend couldn’t shake the spell of her last loser boyfriend or the drug dealer from her neighborhood she never got to fuck.  I’m just sayin…

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