Ladies Lemme Holla Atcha
Preston Swagger
10 July 2008
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I was watching a comedian a while back (Patrice O’Neal—I think) and he posed a question to all of the women in the audience. Now a lot of comedians use audience participation as part of their act but this particular occasion stood out to me for a reason:
I’ve never seen such a large group of people get their face played at one time!
The question that was asked to the female members of the audience was:
If you were in some horrible accident and somehow your pussy no longer worked…what would you do to keep your man?
Every woman…and I mean EVERY WOMAN, shouted out some variation on 1 of 3 things. 1.Hand Jobs 2.Blow Jobs 3.Anal Sex…
Alright…sounds good. I don’t think any guy or girl would object to the reasoning behind these answers. But here is where it got troubling and the ladies subsequently got played:
It was ALL they said. They were THE ONLY answers. They were literally the only 3 things you could hear from the crowd. The comedian took full advantage. He mentioned how women often complain that men only see them as two hands and three holes. But what the ladies in the audience revealed, is that a lot of times that’s the only way you see yourselves!
Not a single woman in the audience said, “Learn to play PlayStation” or “Learn to tell better stories”, “Learn to shoot pool”. None of ‘em…
So why bring this up? What’s my point: A girl who can play Madden is better than a girl who gives good head?
Absolutely not!!
My point is that the girl who can give good head AND THEN play Madden is keeping her man! (And if she’s single—might be taking yours!!). I’m not gonna downplay the importance of dick maintenance to a relationship (AND cat maintenance fellas). My point is—it’s not ALL there is.
It’s true that men and women in relationships need time apart. We like to get away from you for a while and go play ball or whatever. Just like yall like to ditch us for a while and catch a pedicure or whatever. But ladies if yall can master just one cool “guy” activity your man is into aside from how you throw that thing around in the bedroom—it’ll go along way for you…
Now women, you may be asking: Why don’t you advise the guys to pick up an activity that we like—like going shopping with us? Cause FUCK THAT…that’s why! Nah, I’m just kidding. I’ll break down the answer to that question in part 2 of this article—coming tomorrow.
Until then
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11 July 2008 at 3:44 am