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I.M. Haight 1 July 2008 Monthly Awards 140 views One Comment Print This Post  Email This Post

I hate the word “hater.”  Seriously.  It pisses me off to the highest level of pisstivity.  (This might be a good time to tell you that I freely and wantonly make up words.  I say fuck Webster!  That’s another blog for another day however.)  Using the word is the new “bomb” way for “dudes” to sound “cool.”  (Pardon me while I go hurl from quotation poisoning.)  Wack people don’t know they are wack right now because of the word.  Now having said that, I have to say that Detective Fin Tutuola got his hater stamp hard and fast when he told Soulja Boy to eat a dick…not once but twice!  (Oh, excuse me…excuse me.  That’s Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em to all you’s 21 and up)  Thus making him the inaugural recipient of the Morton’s Make It Rain Award for the saltiest person of the month, also known as the Mad Rapper award this month for obvious reasons.

Before continuing I want to say that this truly is an award of admiration.  I appreciate a good display of turning green.  However, this month I have to say that Tracy Marrow’s anger is misdirected here.  Before you go hollering shenanigans, I do think that Soulja Boy Please Don’t Tell ‘Em’s music is a hair above boiling dumpster juice.  The thing is that right now can you really be mad at a kid who made a beat, made a dance and made millions?  Well yeah, but that’s not the point.  To hear lil dude tell it he came from nothing and for as much as me makes my ears bleed I don’t want to see anyone broke.  (Except Nick Cannon….I hate that fucker!)  To say he single handedly killed hip-hop is a bit much.  Spread the hate around Ice!  To be completely honest here Scotty Appleton is the only long standing figure in hip-hop that I never really fucked with.  Can anyone out there spit the hook from 6 in the mornin’?  Huh?  What was that?  What in the hell is 6 in the morning’???  Exactly.

I do appreciate his shit talking as a whole though.  He gets a 7.7 from the German judge.  If you ever want to see a perfect example of someone getting mad as hell while they say they aren’t pissed.  Watch T’s video reply.  Pure com-o-dee!  I almost snatched the Golden Salt Shaker back when he damn near jizzed all over Light Breeze Chris at the end.  If  he needs to be told that the Bo Derek revival isn’t a good look, then so be it!  All in all it was an effective display of disdain.  This action puts him in the running for the George Carlin Fuck everybody all time achievement award.  I mean he did tell a 17 yr. old to eat a dick….don’t ya love it??

PS.  For those unfamiliar and don’t know what in the hell I’m talking about:  Click here. And here. And here.