“If you call a girl/woman and she doesn’t return your call, don’t call back more than one time … harassing is a felony in many, many states …”

^^^YES!!! can you two talk to some guys i work with about this?? LMAO

Don’t stare at the assets, yes they look nice but ain’t nothing worse than trying to talk to a man and you can see the drool pooling at the side of his mouth.

Don’t “put on” cuz if we get to talking and i found out instead of you living by yourself and having a good job, you really live in the basement at your parents and you deliver newspapers..I’mma be pissed!

I am also in agreement with the asking of questions, especially during/after sex. If you have to ask a woman (and this has happened to me before) if she has cum, something is wrong. One, you don’t need to have sex with anyone anymore! Also, if you don’t know if this has occurred, something is wrong with you.

I got a few for you.

Stop calling women “sweetie” unless she has told you this is acceptable. It is not flattering and can be annoying.

After a cetain age, you should be established in your career or have had some stability in a career. I know with the current economy, you may have to change careers, but you shouldn’t be 40+ starting your first career. Party promoting and all those other hustles were okay when you were in your 20’s, but if you are still doing this at 40 and you don’t have another paying gig, find something that will pay your bills.

Since I am mentioning this age bit, stop acting like you are 21 and hanging in the clubs Friday, Saturday, sometimes on Sunday (and Thursday). Everyone likes to go out and have a good time, but once again, if you aren’t really established in your career and you spend the majority of your time in the club, something is wrong. Channel that energy into your career.

My final thought and then I’ll put the soap away; If you’re happy to be nappy, that’s wonderful, but don’t expose that stuff to the ladies. No one (especially women) like to see nappy chest hair. Fix that.

Oops, I lied, this is is: Stop color coding your clothes like you’re the pimp of the week. I know somewhere along the lines someone told you that wearing all blue, red, green, orange, etc., was acceptable. IT’s NOT!! Women are not turned on by that.

Ha! Not Right On!!!

I definitely feel you on the asking questions…this isn’t a job interview or Jeopardy!

I looove that last comment….that’s basically what Seymour is talking about in his new article. Women like men b/c they ARE men….so be a man!

“Don’t gel down your hair.. ever! A man’s head should never look… juicy!”

“Don’t buy your dress pants the same size as your jeans. You look retarded with your pants like an accordion in the back because you have your belt all tight!

Don’t attempt any dance you’ve seen in music videos. You are not Chris Brown and you most likely aren’t 18. Stop spinning!”

This shit is hilarious!!!

here are some tips of my own…

* don’t ASK for sexual favors…you shouldn’t have to

* better yet don’t ask questions AT ALL during sex

* fellas if you have braids lets do away with the thick ass Omarion shape-up/fade/baby hair whatever you want to call it…don’t do it!

* be a man! stand your ground! i hate pushovers…most women do!

that’s all for now.

Don’t assume that all women can cook … and don’t make a face if she says she can’t cook.

Hey Silkie! Get over here!! Better??

@AT…baby hair is barely cool on babies!! There are some R&B dudes that need to read this right now!!

I’ve got a few more here…

Don’t buy your dress pants the same size as your jeans. You look retarded with your pants like an accordion in the back because you have your belt all tight!

Don’t attempt any dance you’ve seen in music videos. You are not Chris Brown and you most likely aren’t 18. Stop spinning!

Don’t ask a lady at work out to lunch more than once. If she wanted to go, she would have said yes the first time. Plus, you don’t want to be “that” guy at the office.

That’s it for now…

Anthony — You damn right! Who calls another man pretty?!? “Juicy” head…hilarious.

Silkie — I’m hilarious.