Comments on: Metro(sexual) - Man

By: Preston Swagger

Preston Swagger — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:42:24 +0000

Haute! Baby who are these dudes and where are you finding them!?! Pear infused Beer?! That’s not even beer. That’s cider, yo!! And you “questioned his stamina”?!?! You mean he got a little taste of Haute even after the PEAR CIDER?!?

You’re killing me…LOL Ripping my heart right out of my chest!!

You should’ve got up and left before the check came as soon as he said the WORD “pear”.

We’ll talk privately about my “list”…

By: Haute in LA

Haute in LA — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:42:39 +0000

Hmmm…I’m gonna say that even if every mofo in the room is sipping on wine, if a man order Chardonnay??? ZEST-Y! Don’t do it. Just stick with reds - if you must. But that whole beer thing makes me think of a guy I dated last year whose sexuality (and stamina) I questioned often (like is he metro or just plain old GHEY?) - like on our 3rd date when he asked for some Belgian Pear infused beer by name. Huh??? So if all you men are together and ordering “man beers” and GB orders the fruity kind…then what???

Preston, I’m going to need that list of “some things” you do that cant’ be divulged to the general public. Mmmkay?

By: SOTBMagazine

SOTBMagazine — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:34:19 +0000

yeah i covered this too because more dudes is poppin up like popcorn…hmmm but i agree Pres. if you got it like that….then do the “extras” because you CAN….but you worry me when you really go all out and u don’t got it like that. nothing wrong w/a man being into his appearance but nobody wants a femme man….

By: I.M. Haight

I.M. Haight — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:23:10 +0000

Yeah, can you imagine….”I’ll have a Corona” “Newcastle for me” “Get me a rum and coke” “and I’ll have a Chardonnay”

Not a good look…

By: Tobias Hustleman

Tobias Hustleman — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:48:19 +0000

You’re a metrosexual if 99% of the guys in a room are drinking beer and you ask for a glass of wine. Don’t make me think my beer is skunky!

By: Preston Swagger

Preston Swagger — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:16:24 +0000

No, no…..digress. Digress. LOL

Good point about Puffy. He does seem like the type that always wanted to be “extra zesty” and now that he’s loaded he can just blame it on the money. With his dancin ass!

“I don’t want to catch myself subconsciously thinking, “NO, THIS BITCH DIDN’T JUST DO THAT” = The FUNNIEST SHIT I’ve heard all week. That would NEVER EVER be Preston…

By: SILKIE TRICKZ

SILKIE TRICKZ — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:20:48 +0000

I am over here, almost under my desk from laughing so hard………..this right here is hella-hilarious!!!!!

I believe that Metrosexual is border-line, you (the guy) looking like the BIATCH and I’m almost taking the role as being the guy in the relationship. I don’t want to catch myself subconsciously thinking, “NO, THIS BITCH DIDN’T JUST DO THAT” or even almost questioning my sexuality. Now that would be a problem! And a dude taking care of himself - to a degree (there is a limit) doesn’t constitute a man being metro-sexual………………you just may be alright Mr. Preston - being told that you are “such a guy” is a GREAT compliment in my book! I know women always say they want a ruff neck, and I don’t blame them, but pretty boy’s can get that ass too! (Maybe we could take a stab at turning each other out, eh??? - but I’m digressing) LOL

Seriously though, metro-sexual is BITCH-ASS-NESS to me - not cute at all - and just because you have money, yeah some things are cool, however; it may finally be your outlet to really doing what you’ve always wanted to do but couldn’t because before you were around some real dudes - Puffy maybe????