You said you’re out in LA, I hope you’re a comedy writer or something.

Message to the men.

Shave and do the mani pedi thing (but don’t tell me about it) and skip the skinny jeans.

and that whole bit about the man being the bitch in the relationship! What is the world coming too!?? That is the worse thing ever! It makes you want to give them an open back hand to the face and start trickin’ those types of bitches yourself - and then you have to snap back into reality - but you do lose yourself a little! You have to remain a lady and pray that a real man is still out there!

-I can cook real well (not bragging)
-I get a massage once a month (I am overdue this month)
-I have an ok # of female friends. Most either I grew up with, worked with, or played soccer with. Many of them are actually married (some with kids) or recently married.
-I practice a two call rule. I meet you, I will call you once. If you don’t call me back I will call you one more time. After that , no response from you = no MORE calls from me. I’m out.
-If I take you out on a date, I would expect you to offer to pay for some portion of the date by the end of date #3. (Notice I said OFFER). That doesn’t happen and we aren’t going out again unless you ask me and we are clear that you will be taking me out. Am I crazy?
-I don’t get any mani’s/pedi’s although my staff that works for me is trying HARD to get me to come to the shop with them (we won an incentive).
-I got to movies by myself early and often.
-I go to restaurants by myself for ALL meals.

Does this make me a BAN or a dude who is confident?

I like to to think the latter. Am I wrong???

Note: I am single and have been for a while but I like to think it is because I have not met someone that has caught my attention for the long term or I didn’t catch their attention for the long term.

I’m just saying.

“Man, Tyrone treats me soo bad. Chauncey (think faggot ass) you are so nice to me, and dress well, go to baby showers with me, lets make love. Ahhh…”

LMAO! Boy you are gonna get me in trouble at work! “I ain’t Obie from living single…I can’t build you a porch” that ish had me cracking up.

That’s ok boo boo i don’t want you to build me a porch. as long as I can get some good use out of you (take out the trash, hang a shelf, lay pipe…oops did i just say that? * smacking my hand * bad girl, bad girl) we cool. And if you can pay someone to build the porch that’s even better! Now as for dinner….what chu want?

but BANs don’t wanna do that, they wanna be on “friend” status with the chick, which is cool if that’s what you really want, they trying to trap the pussy, and that ain’t working. Hoping and praying that one day the chick say, “Man, Tyrone treats me soo bad. Chauncey (think faggot ass) you are so nice to me, and dress well, go to baby showers with me, lets make love. Ahhh…”

Get the F outta here. Man the hell up. I’m back to work.

-Ed.
http://www.edthesportsfan.com

Now that I’ve read what some of the other ladies out there had to say…I’m more comfortable with my guy’s tendency to bite his fingernails & look at me like I’m crazy when I suggest he wear things like skinny jeans =]

And fyi…I do not EVER wanna walk in to see Mr. Man getting “a quick shallow fix through sexy silky lingeie, panties, etc.”. If he wants to feel “silky n sexy”, he’d better not go any further than silk boxers. And even those get a from me.