Ask A Guy - What Are You Looking At??
Preston Swagger
23 October 2008
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Q: Women always obsess over their bodies naked; what do men really look at when a woman is undressed?
Ladies, if you can catch it, a lot guys will give themselves away from the first time we size you up. Some men will just stare directly at their favorite body part — especially if you have ample amounts of it.
A rookie mistake.
The majority of men though, start at one end and work their way to the other. We size you up from head to toe, or from toe to head. The direction we go in usually will give you a clue as to what we like — because we want to see that first. Eyes, lips, and especially breast men will start at your head and you’ll see their head slowly move downward. It’s the opposite for feet, legs, and hip/ass men. If your curious you can test him. Walk up to a guy and strike a pose. Tell him your wearing a new outfit. Ask him what he thinks and then watch his head…
Question answered.
Now if you’re naked our eyes are going straight to our favorite part of your body. We will not be passing go. We will not be collecting 200 dollars. This is essential to the daydream!!
The daydream?? Yes. The daydream. The mental picture we take of you naked is stored in the long term memory bank and can be called upon for daydreams for up to years afterward. In fact, the only thing stored in this area of our brain is mental pictures of you naked and mental pictures of us while doing the hibbity-dibbity. There’s no room in this area of the brain for anything else like your birthday or favorite food or favorite flower.
Sorry…the system just wasn’t wired that way. You should direct questions about this to the manufacturer.
Another added bonus is that now when you walk by us with clothes on, we can undress you in our minds and it’s accurate!! It’s like having x-ray glasses. If you’re our ex-girlfriend and we bump into you at the mall–it’s happening. If your our current girlfriend and you come over after work–it’s happening–and then it’s really happening. But this is certainly not a bad thing. Ladies when you get dressed and head out to work or play, don’t you like a little attention? Don’t you like the head moving slowly up…..or down….??
Yeah…you like it
–Pres
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Interesting. So that’s what you’re doing when you’re sizing us up? The mental picture is a beautiful thing!
Pres, where you been at?
23 October 2008 at 2:03 pm