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User ImagePreston Swagger 14 November 2008 Ladies - Jump on the Poll 532 views 37 CommentsPrint This Post Print This Post Email This Post Email This Post

Guys are never shy about letting women know how they like things south of the border.  Well now it’s the ladies turn.  When the belt comes off and the pants come down, what should the manscape look like?  As always if there are poll choice you feel we’ve omitted or if you’d like to elaborate or share a horror story.  Please do.  Happy Friday!!  Let’s get into it.

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  1. trim the bush but leave something on there so i know i ain’t messin wit no kids. it’s more for my peace of mind that there be some hair down there. i say put like a lil design like a lil afro, arrow, or some letters if you’re hairy enough.. eat here or rabbit hole. put some coloring in it.. make it fun again. throw an obama logo on it. gimme something to have fun with down there.

    but say it’s my wife or my lady.. i say some days let it go.. let it get a lil jungle book ya know. i mean it’ll make me feel like im havin a different meal from time to time.

    and make sure u get them errant hairs like in the taint and what not too lol.

    //no imageAnthony Taurus (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 1:29 am

  2. GAWD! it’s too damn early for AT…LMAO!!!!

    Bald is a bit scary to me, a “friend” of mines went bald down there and let’s just say I’ve never looked at him the same. Matter fact I never really looked at him again..lol

    //no imageBahama (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 6:20 am

  3. Well all I have to say is if I had to take time out of my day to clean myself up before we have then you should do the same. I don’t men it all has to be gone but dang make it look neat.

    //no imagePrincess0889 (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 6:39 am

  4. My preference is definitely for neat and trimmed. If you want me to visit, at least make it presentable. There’s no need for you to drop trou, and I began hearing the opening to “Jungle Love.” Trim the hedges. If for naught else, it makes you look bigger.

    //no imageReina (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 8:01 am

  5. AT - LOL…The Obama logo is a little complicated isn’t it?! I’m feelin a little afro puff though…lol…that’s hot.

    Bahama — Yeah…I’ve never gone COMPLETELY bald.

    Princess — True that! If you make the effort it should definitely be matched

    Reina — Now “Jungle Love” is in my head. “Presentable” — That’s a good description. If it’s gonna be presented (”It’s my dick in a box!!!”) then it should be presentable…

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 8:54 am

  6. At….I promise you might just be the funniest dude I almost know! That Obama logo line is going to have me rolling all day!

    I will never go bald! Can’t even imagine it. Frankly, I’ll admit I’m a little hesitant to have anything sharp close to the boys…call it proximity fear. I see the point Reina and Princess are making though. If I looked like a caveman or if my woman asked then maybe…but since I don’t look like the Geico dude and I’m single…I’m good.

    //no imageI.M. Haight (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 9:39 am

  7. I say keep it trimmed and all that. The Love Below should not be completely hidden under a furry sweater and located with a Search and Recover Squad trained by Navy SEALs…it’s just not necessary or cute, aight?

    And yes, I do keep the Heisman waxed and shiny.

    That is all.

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 10:25 am

  8. @Chelz — “The Heisman” — sports references and sex references all wrapped into one. Beautiful!

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 10:35 am

  9. @ Chelsea

    You may have just given Preston an erection. His two favorite topics in one comment?

    //no imageReina (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 10:49 am

  10. As this is a public venue, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any erections. All erect matters are handled privately as a matter of policy. Thank You.

    –Preston Swagger

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 11:04 am

  11. if you want me to really go in on your situation, hairless sir. prefer yours to look like mine.

    //no imageMs. Miss (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 11:10 am

  12. Hopefully Preston realizes that this is the blogger formerally known as ‘Chelsea…Not the Girl Next Door’ and his erection is indeed for the correct person. If not, I will be sorely disappointed and very upset.

    So, Preston….what’s da answer?

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 11:38 am

  13. Now Chelsea — did you really think shortening your name to “Chelz” would confuse me? I’m almost insulted. I noticed the change on FG and the fact that it still points to the same myspace page. I know who I’m talking to ;)

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 11:52 am

  14. Well I didn’t know if you were lurking yesterday (guess I got my answer huh) or if you were even paying attention (since you complain about the time diff on the west coast) so excuse me for trying to make sure the comment was aimed at the correct person. Not trying to insult your intelligence (I’m trying to seduce you remember?)

    And don’t be eyeing my bikini-clad baw-dee onmy Myspace page, Mister! I know how I made your top friends list! Don’t think you fooling me! (still seducing…)

    Hehehehe….

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 11:59 am

  15. @Chelz - Well let the seduction continue then. We write privately on this site. No pictures…no real last names. So tell me about the kind of guys you like. Since you haven’t seen me yet, you may not find me attractive at all… Not one bit. Maybe…

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 12:12 pm

  16. yeah. I’ve been wondering why you and your cohorts on this site are so adamant about staying anonymous. We women are more than happy to post up pics of ourselves for ppl to see (not Kim Kardashian style, mind you) but guys are much more hesitant. Ponder…

    Anyway, today I have decided I like mature, goal-minded guys that can make me laugh and also be the type my mom and grandma would be comfortable around. Meaning polite and mannerable, chivalrous (Reina), thoughtful and considerate. He also has to be a leader and intelligent, and most of all respectful to women. If he was a male whore at one point (ahem) then he’d better be well on his way to recovery (side eyes writers of this blog)…

    He should also love to eat and think the Boondocks is the funniest show on television. And truly believe I’m the most gorgeous girl to walk Planet Earth (running neck in neck with his mom and maybe Lauren London, but I digress…)

    The End.

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 12:21 pm

  17. Oh I thought this was about just women gettin shape ups. I try to do my part. Makes my thing look bigger too. That can’t hurt. lol. I am afraid to do my sack tho. I mean, it’s my sack. I can’t put no blade near there and fuck wax.

    As far as the whole name and identity thing..

    WE’RE SUPERHEROS.. WE NEVER REVEAL OUR TRUE IDENTITY

    Besides I am gettin too many hits on my page from Arlington, VA (DEA Headquarters). Y’all know I advocate the sweet green. I have to maintain some anonymity.

    //no imageAnthony Taurus (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 1:42 pm

  18. Since you were side eyeing me I had to say something! lol Before I start though….bald and hairless???? Really?? Women like that?? Whatever fills your taco I guess.

    The thing about it is that you won’t neccesarily know who was a man-ho (whore’s get money for services…well…ok, I was a man whore) and who’s recovering. I truly believe that YOU know what YOU look for in a man and I’m not questioning that, but in my experience what women say they want and what cuts on the pilot light are two different things.

    Having said that, my old roommate and I (who isn’t on the site) did pretty much all the whoring for the crew in college. Everybody was generally a decent guy who we tried and failed to corrupt.

    Anonymity adds to the mystery…plus I got warrants! lol j/k

    ps…Chelz…I’ve been to the myspace too….you’ve got some friends right??? lol

    //no imageSeymour Monet (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 1:45 pm

  19. @Seymour

    Lol…if you say so. I know a man ho when I see one…and the man I described above most certainly DOES turn the pilot light on, thank you very much (he also looks exactly like Reggie Bush in my head, but I digress)…

    Anywho…so Preston just may be decent and uncorruptable huh? (…) and you and one other member were the resident Community Peens in ur college? Hmmm….Roger that.

    And you’ve surveryed the Goodies via Myspace huh? Thats how they make us Bahamian women in South Florida…chocolately goodness with plenty of Southern hospitality (maybe I should just speak for myself)

    Yeah, I got friends and some of them look as good as me. But they need COC (Cash On Climax)…none of that ‘You aight looking, I guess’ craziness that was spit on the last post.

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 2:10 pm

  20. “Having said that, my old roommate and I (who isn’t on the site) did pretty much all the whoring for the crew in college. Everybody was generally a decent guy who we tried and failed to corrupt.”

    SHENANIGANS

    Seymour — my dear friend — that statement is disingenuous at worst and grossly misleading at best. We present a united front and all that on the site. You’ve gotta fix that comment.

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 2:34 pm

  21. So is Preston admitting to ho-ing? Hmmm….

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 2:36 pm

  22. I’m not admitting anything at all ;) I’m just saying that the picture Seymour painted there was entirely to rosy. Definitely for me and especially Toby…

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 2:44 pm

  23. Yeah, Preston…are you offended that you were construed as a decent guy?

    //no imageReina (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 2:45 pm

  24. Seymour is like a brother. I’m not offended at all. All I am saying is that I wasn’t construed accurately. That’s all I ever ask. Don’t make me too mean. Don’t make me too nice. Just make me…ME…and I’m good.

    If somebody calls me a saint, I’ll correct them.

    If they called me a demon, I’d correct them there too…

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 2:48 pm

  25. Who in the hell called you a saint?? lol Calling you a generally decent guy isn’t a scarlet N by any means! “General” and “decent” aren’t glowing recommendations!! lol I was just making the point to Chelz that you can’t tell who WAS a ho but I also didn’t want to infer that you were either. Shit I wish I could describe my college tenure as generally decent! I’ll put it this way….our whole crew consisted of generally decent guys I just chose to be a dick for a few years and you guys didn’t.

    //no imageSeymour Monet (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 3:06 pm

  26. Seymour,

    I can only give you two years of bonafide college work. Your “crew members” were a little more DL, and how can you say we’re not corrupted? I am still the betting money favorite to be the longest standing bachelor.

    Lest we forget you’re a bit of a pop tart too when it comes to certain women but that is a different conversation for a different poll.

    //no imageTobias Hustleman (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 3:07 pm

  27. Yo Toby, we apparently have to write our confessions too! LOL…

    Monet, tis all good. Like I said — the comment was just a bit misleading. the way you worded things…you made it seem like you were the force of corruption and Toby and I some how resisted even til this day. (the comments that followed from Chelz and Reina confirm this).

    In college, yeah…you and Murray Turkleton were the worst…lol. And our friend with wings was a close third. Toby and I were the youngest of the crew and probably a bit more innocent at the time.

    But since then, Toby has been…well…you know what he’s been. And I’m still single even though I’ve been written off for a walk down the aisle more than once (to the point where L.A. finally backed me for the marriage title—and that friends, is your “smart money”).

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    14 November 2008 at 3:40 pm

  28. I don’t even know what that pop tart comment means. And I was in school before you so yeah, you would only know about two years. Also, as I stated I did try to keep my actions out of the limelight. You guys were in well known relationships, I wasn’t. All facts kemo sabe! Hell, you even said in a post on here that you were a nice guy Toby. “…this is a good question as I was a former student of chivalrous courting. In my former life as good guy…” I wasn’t trying to short you guys but actually give you some credit for not making the choice to be an asshole. I wasn’t bragging about anything I did…if you want to say you were the man-ho of the group then knock yourself out. I wasn’t saying you guys didn’t get any play, I was saying that you didn’t make the conscious decision to shit on broads.

    I see there was confusion with the wording b/c I was strictly talking about school. If you guys want to be labeled as man-ho’s after that then by all means….Pres and Toby are man-ho’s!! Feel better? lol Oh yeah…the only thing that Reina and Chelz comment proves is that you should’ve kept your mouth shut and taken the assist!! lol

    BTW…Murray Turkleton is HILARIOUS!!! That’s his new name!

    (you would think we don’t like each other huh? lol Trust me when I say people…this is mild!!)

    //no imageSeymour Monet (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 4:12 pm

  29. Now that I’ve cleared that up…back to this bet! L.A. who backed you? Skeletor?? We know how suspect his judgment is! Toby you’re like 6′12″ and Pres you work for a movie studio….AND you both live in Cali. I’m 5′10″ and I do HR….in North Carolina. Save it. The real smart money is on Haight anyway…he doesn’t even like people! lol

    I’m behind on some comments I see….damn work!!

    @Chelz…That Reggie Bush line had me rolling…but no one is uncorruptable. The fellas just didn’t prescribe to my particular approach. And I don’t blame them….whoring and scoring are two different things. Whoring leaves you with a bad rep. BTW….cash on climax??

    //no imageSeymour Monet (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 4:36 pm

  30. Ummm … (**prepares to share funny experience**)

    Like 8 months into one of my relationships, but current gf time laughed at me and said I had dreadlocks down there (oops) …

    Need less to say I keep it pretty trim down there.

    (Perhaps I need to open up the shaving kit to double check this weekend since it is about to be on and popping again!) ;-)

    Hilarious topic for a Friday.

    //no imageMirth Nadir (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 6:37 pm

  31. Loved reading the banter!!! Funny stuff.

    Shaved…always. Must be a cultural thing, IDK!?

    Really, who likes pullin’ a pube out of their mouth? Not me.

    //no imageKiki (Who am I?)
    14 November 2008 at 8:21 pm

  32. Um, what is the topic at hand again???

    The man-ho thing, out of control fellas - out of control! That sounds like high school to college days for real - looking for approval based on how many chicks you gave about 3 seconds to……….LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    Mr Swag and Hustleman, you know some men live in fantasy land (Monet) and think what they did was the worst and the best all wrapped in one. Ya’ll should’ve let him have his moment - no comments were needed! LOL SEYMOUR

    Mr Swag, we all know you’re a man-ho (and we love you for it)! The way you cyber-flirt, and pimp all at the same time. You tell us(women) what we want to hear along with putting all of your dirty man-ho secrets out there like you’re doing us a favor (PIMP MOVE)!! You know we go for that!! LOL

    Toby - I mean you’re a man-ho cuz you’re too busy to even post or comment on this site. Must mean you’re puttin’ the smackdown in that area of your life!! LOL

    HILARIOUS STUFF!!!!!!!!

    //no imageSILKIE TRICKZ (Who am I?)
    17 November 2008 at 6:20 am

  33. Soooooooo…all of you guys were more or less Community Peen? Is that what we’re getting at here? A Correlation of Corrupted Ho-bags and Panty Chasers? And now you’re BETTING on who’s going to avoid the ball and chain the longest?

    Question: Do men wager on EVERYTHING? (plays infamous Mike/Alicia scene from ‘The Wood’ on my mental big screen)

    Hmmm…maybe we women should start placing bets on some of the things we do. I’m sure I could be sitting on a nice lil egg or two with the money I’d win from my exploits. Thanks guys!

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    17 November 2008 at 7:31 am

  34. @Everyone — New post going up in a few minutes

    @Chelz — You were asked a question…twice I think…inquiring minds would like to know. You can’t say the words “cash” and “climax” in a single sentence and not expect a few inquiries…

    //no imagePreston Swagger (Who am I?) (author)
    17 November 2008 at 8:11 am

  35. Oh sorry…I meant to reply back to you on Myspace but I was on my phone and yeah…

    Anyway. CASH ON CLIMAX…exactly what it means. I have a number of friends who are in various ends of the adult industry. Porn, stripping, escorting, etc. They are straight up working girls/golddiggers.98% of them are lesbians/bi-sexuals who don’t date black men (even tho they are black themselves) and don’t date average 9 to 5′ers either. Rich white guys are their preference and clientele.

    So in order for the average dude to get any time or effort from them whatsoever, some cash has to change hands. I mean even in a casual ‘lets go rent a movie and eat some Chinese’ situation, the gentleman will be paying for the movie and food, putting gas in HER car, and leaving a few bills on the counter.

    I’m just stating a fact. Don’t shoot the messenger.

    //no imageChelz... (Who am I?)
    17 November 2008 at 9:03 am

  36. YOU KNEW WHAT THE HELL SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN SHE SAID CASH ON CLIMAX!

    See, that playing dumb act is what gets your car keyed and windows knocked out - I’M JUST SAYIN’!!!!!! Maybe ya’ll really don’t get it! LOL

    //no imageSILKIE TRICKZ (Who am I?)
    17 November 2008 at 9:16 am

  37. “Mr Swag, we all know you’re a man-ho (and we love you for it)! The way you cyber-flirt, and pimp all at the same time. You tell us(women) what we want to hear along with putting all of your dirty man-ho secrets out there like you’re doing us a favor (PIMP MOVE)!! You know we go for that!! LOL” - SilkieTrickz

    I’m so late but this is SO damn true!

    //no imageNicole (Who am I?)
    26 November 2008 at 3:05 pm

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