Listen to your girl…

First I want to say thank you for the reader participation.  I absolutely love to hear from you guys.  We had a woman write in to the Ask A Guy email address for advice — And we just received another “Dear You” submission.  The writer may need to holla at me though — sounds like he’s got it bad.  You don’t want to do anything crazy D. Will…

Now, on to today’s topic:

“Listen to your girl…” — you won’t hear me say that often

Every male has complained about women in their life getting terrible advice about men from other women.  Usually a woman who doesn’t have a man herself.  But what happens when women give advice to other women…about…other women?

A female friend of mine pointed me to a blog that had 30 things women should know about sex by age 3o.  She wanted to know what I thought of the article….and ya know what….most of it was on point (and of course by on point I mean beneficial to us guys).

Let’s have a look at the highlights: (keep in mind ladies — this is from one woman to another)

1. There is nothing sexier than showing someone else what you want. It means that: (a) You are an eager participant; (b) you know your own body; and (c) you’re eager to help him get to know it too. Anyone worth sleeping with will find all of this incredibly hot.

Preston says - True.  (Goes to play 2Pac’s “How do you want it”)

4. In the early stages of a relationship, absolutely nothing said during sex counts. Especially if it involves marriage, babies or first-class seats to Barcelona.

Preston says - Wait…what’s with this whole “early stages of a relationship” stuff?  I don’t think anything said during sex counts ever.  So long as you don’t say anyone else’s name.

7. The key to a guaranteed orgasm: the reach-down/reach-around. There is a reason a woman needs 10 to 20 minutes to orgasm (if she gets there at all) by sex and only about four to orgasm by masturbation. When satisfaction is your primary sexual goal, you might want to reach down and take matters into your own hands—or have him reach around and do it for you. And no, this is not cheating.

Preston says - If you’re not up on the reach-around by now fellas, I don’t know what to tell you.

14. An oldie but a goodie: Kegels, Kegels, Kegels. If you do them, you’ll not only have stronger orgasms, you’ll also never again pee when you laugh.

Preston says - Yeah, this one is another big winner for us men.

17. He doesn’t expect you to act like a porn star. Would you expect him to rob an armored car, then escape in a Mini Cooper? Create a force field with his mind? Well, he doesn’t expect you to do that thing Lucy Lixxx does with her tongue.

Preston says - Yeah here’s where it goes off the rails a bit.  “We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed”.  That’s not just a great line from a song.  That’s the truth.  No, I don’t expect you to be as skilled as “Lucy Lixxx” — but I wouldn’t mind the ‘ol college try at an impersonation of her…

18. You don’t need “blow job technique.” This is not a skill you must read long magazine articles to master; for most men, the fact that you’re doing it at all is technique enough. How to make it more pleasant for you? Brush your teeth first. Everything will taste, ahem, fresher—and, bonus, he’ll enjoy a tingly sensation.

Preston says - I don’t know about the whole tingly toothbrush thing — but the point made in this one is very accurate.  The most important thing to a blowjob is effort and a genuine willingness (anything sexual that is given begrudgingly is terrible — head especially).  However, let’s not completely discount technique here.  Nothing is as impressive as mastering your gag reflex (i.e. making it disappear).

21. A change of scenery works wonders. Even the sexiest room—king-size bed, satin sheets, mood lighting—can get boring if you’ve had sex there 162 of the last 163 times. Sneaking away at a party for a quick one in the bathroom can jump-start your adventurous side. Just remember to lock the door.

Preston says - I have nothing to add here.  God bless the quickie…

25. Morning-after shame is a waste of time. So you had a wild night or a happy hookup. All you did was…exactly what he did. If you’re hearing your mom’s voice (“Nice girls don’t do that”) or a chorus of mean girls (“She’s easy”) in your head, tell them to shut up!

Preston says - You Damn Right!!!  (Goes to play the “Where Are My Panties” skit from the “Love Below” album…

You can read the full article here.  Fellas, a heads up — the article is from Glamour Magazine.  Ladies please add anything else you can think of that women should know sexually.

Peace, Love & A Reach-Around,

Preston

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