Super Rocky Clown of the Month - Blake Fielder-Civil

Blake Civil Fielder is our first recipient of the year of the Clown of the Month Award.  His award will be titled Super Rocky Clown of the month.  For those of you that don’t know, he is Amy Winehouse’s husband. By now, I’m sure you’ve seen and heard of Amy Winehouse’s druggy ways but now it appears she is trying to get cleaned up. I am all for this change. Whether it lasts or not, I can’t say but at least she is on the right path.

Her feet were put on the wrong path by this Fielder cat. Now, I am by no means an expert on British weddings but if they are similar to American weddings, I doubt the wedding lines went, “With this ‘rock’ I thee wed.”  Yes, I am going to spit flaming hot knowledge here. Hey Blake, don’t be surprised your wife is with another guy when you are in jail (on some sort idiot charge) and you had her cracked out! I mean she is an adult and no one forced the pipe to her mouth (take that how you want it), but you basically held the chick hostage with drugs.

I like some of the quotes I got from an Australian news article. This one was my favorite:

“She also branded Blake ‘rubbish in bed’, adding, ‘almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead.’”

Yo, your “D” skills must be awful for someone to call you rubbish!!

Rubbish????

That, my friends, is hilarious. Hopefully, she sticks with this Josh cat. At least she’s putting on weight again. I mean she will never be a dime with that grill piece but at least she’s trying to get right.

Now let me go back to the rubbish thing. If he were in an American prison, I am sure some inmate would be like, “Yo, you just have to take this ‘D’ so you can know what good ‘D’ is like.”

She is an adult so she’ll have to live with that portion of her life. My man will make off with stacks for no reason other than being a junkie with a wedding band. That portion is actually kind of depressing. We lived through Whitney and Bobby, but these two kicked it up a notch.
Of course, he’ll find some other chick to crack out with his new stacks, but as ugly as that clown is, what are the chances he comes up again?

Rubbish????

In the spirit of the Clown of the Month award, I have to put out a list. Here is a list of Top Divorce Come Ups posted by  Matthew Berry at www.thebar.com.

1.     Rupert and Ana Murdoch-$1.7 Billion
2.     Adnan & Soraya Khashoggi - $874 million
3.     Craig and Wendy McCaw-more than $460 Million
4.     Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphy - $150 Million
5.     Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving-$100 Million
6.     Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva-$80 Million
7.     Kenny Rogers and Marianne Rogers-$60 Million
8.     James Cameron and Linda Hamilton-more than $50 Million
9.     Michael and Diandra Douglas-$45 Million
10.   Ted Danson and Casey Coates-$30 Million

You will notice there are notable names missing like Michael Jordan, Madonna and The Donald, but these were the LUMP SUM payments!

“Leave me the bank books and the credit cards and take everything you came wit.” -  Jay-Z

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