Where Are Your Nuts - The Series (Part 3)

Welcome back to another edition of “Where Are Your Nuts”.  Put simply, this recurring segment is my attempt to reach out to the men in this world who have forgotten they possess a penis and testicles.  Clearly things have declined to a sad state of affairs.  If you’re just joining the party, this all started with my award winning eye opening post regarding the feminization of men.  You can read that HERE.  Since then, I’ve started these smaller segments to address the male traits and habits that have just become unacceptable.  Today’s topic:

Fellas - Stop cursing, insulting, giving the finger, pouting or otherwise acting negatively when a woman simply declines to give you her phone number.

To be honest, I’m actually a little upset that I even have to write anything about this — but apparently it is still a pretty widespread phenomenon.  Guys, I understand the feeling of frustration and disappointment that comes when you see a lovely little thing come by — you decide to put yourself out there — and you get rejected.  It sucks.  What sucks worse is that most times this situation is unique to just us men.  Women rarely just go strolling up to men, and when they do, their success rate is MUCH higher than ours, for obvious reasons.  I understand all this.  I empathize.

But c’mon!

The bottom line is — you took a swing at the pitch and it was a strike.  But here’s the thing: it’s like playing baseball and you’re the only batter and there are no outs.  There are BILLIONS of women on the face of the earth — which means you’ll get BILLIONS of swings at the pitch.   Why are you getting emotional because you didn’t get ONE of their numbers.

NOTE: YES you are getting emotional — even if that emotion is anger.

And to the guys who shout stuff like: “I didn’t want your number anyway”.  “You stuck up bit–”  or  “You’re not good looking anyway” — here’s a newsflash.

YOU CAN’T YELL THAT OUT AFTER YOU TRIED TO GET HER NUMBER!!!

I mean seriously — this has to be one of the dumbest thing that guys CONTINUE to do.  Even if she was stuck up — do you know what’s gonna make her even worse?  Some guy yelling, pouting, or causing a scene just because he didn’t get her little old number.  Now she’s thinking, “Damn!  I MUST be the shit”.  And just like that, you’ve made any attitude she had before worse for every other male she come in contact with.

Thanks idiot.

I’m not saying I get every number I go for.  I’ve been rejected plenty of times just like everyone else.  But the difference between me and these guys??  The reason why I NEVER insult or make a scene??  Because unlike you I know I’ll have plenty more pitches…and I consistently hit them out of the park.  When you know that success is just one hit away — you don’t worry to much about the failures.  So for the guys this post is addressed to — this begs the question:

When’s the last time you’ve had some success?????????????

Peace, Love & A High Batting Average,

–Preston

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