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Fuck you! I start this way with everybody so don't sweat it. I generally don't like most sheep; so why waste time? When I say sheep, I mean YOU! Those led by the neck to buy the newest "thing" because they saw their favorite celebrigod with it on TMZ! So, sit back relax and embrace the hate.
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Memorial Par-Tay
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Featured on 14 October 2008
Stats: 103 views and 2 Comments

Memorial-(noun)-Something designed to preserve the memory of a person/event
That’s according to Webster (The rat bastard! Once again…another blog). I’m going to get a bit personal here for a moment and I hope you don’t mind. I think about death quite often. Not in a Sylvia Plath or even Steven King like manner. I think about [...]

Airbrush Issues
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 7 October 2008
Stats: 626 views and 16 Comments

Recently a question was posed to Preston that got me thinking. Generally that isn’t a bad thing but this train of thought led me to get a little warm under the collar. The question dealt with the ogling of women on TV or elsewhere by men in front of their significant others and how men [...]

Ladies, It’s Time to Come Clean
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 3 October 2008
Stats: 1,347 views and 44 Comments

On oral sex…  You can use a fake name, an actual name…whatever…we just ask that you keep your opinions real!  Fellas, for the scientific integrity of this very very important survey, you are asked not to vote.  But EVERYONE please share why you hate, love, or are luke warm on oral sex in the comments!  [...]

Ask A Girl - Men lie, Women lie…Numbers don’t!
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 1 October 2008
Stats: 406 views and 32 Comments

I love our “Ask a Guy” section.  I feel like I’m giving back to society by providing an agenda free answer that could help some poor soul.  I’ll be populating that section again soon ladies I promise.
But first I have a favor to ask of you.
An Aunt, whose opinion I trust greatly, once told me:
“a [...]

Monthly Awards - Morton’s Make It Rain Award - September
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Monthly Awards on 19 September 2008
Stats: 160 views and 5 Comments

I hand out this award each month to one ornery individual who shows me his/her continued focused anger over one month’s period.  August was a problem though.  Not for lack of nominees mind you.  You had McCain and his nah nanny boo boo pick of Palin.  DMX for general lifetime achievement.  It was due to [...]

Ish You Should Know - How To Cook A Steak!
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 2 September 2008
Stats: 174 views and 2 Comments

How to Cook a Steak
I mentioned in my list of things that guy’s shouldn’t do that burning a steak is next to a capital offense. I then started to think about all the times I have seen marvelous cuts of meat not only hockey pucked up but also undercooked, over seasoned, and just downright [...]

Just DON’T Do It
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 25 August 2008
Stats: 341 views and 13 Comments

When I decided to write about this I wasn’t attempting to create new Man Laws (even though it might end up that way) but I firmly believe there are certain things men just shouldn’t do.  In the spirit of Preston’s “Deal Breakers” article, here are just a few things that piss me off.  This is [...]

Hey Fellas…
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Relationships on 19 August 2008
Stats: 239 views and 7 Comments

I have refrained from answering any “ask a guy” questions because I believed my brand of truth to be a little scathing.  However, when I saw this question tossed around in the comments I had to jump on it.  I hope this is informative and entertaining…and gets some of you ladies the lick of your [...]

Icabod Calls Black Women Out
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Relationships on 11 August 2008
Stats: 252 views and 5 Comments

This is something that has pissed me off for years.  I am a black man and I love black women but I don’t think you love yourselves.  First off, there is nothing wrong with you. And for that matter, there has never been anything wrong. Despite what the media portrays or what you believe, you [...]

Monthly Awards - Morton’s Make It Rain Award - August
By I.M. Haight
Posted in Monthly Awards on 7 August 2008
Stats: 130 views and 6 Comments

AND THE WINNER IS—-
Another month and another gorgeous display of anger.  Last month I awarded Ice T for his meticulous yet misguided tirade aimed at Soulja Boy.  This month the honor goes to someone who definitely would have been justified if he turned several shades of green, but didn’t.  A man who’s subtle seething anger [...]