Author Profile: Preston Swagger
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Despite what my name implies, I'm an average everyday dude. I'm a guy's guy and it's gettin sad how few of us there are left. Fools is just out here doing it wrong, plain and simple. So I'm just here to give my unsolicited advice to get folks back on the right track. Because even though I'm an everyday cat, I still do everything smoother than you…Publications »
A Love Letter…By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Featured on 20 November 2008
Stats: 157 views and 15 Comments
It’s funny…
How I always love you…but sometimes…most times…I don’t really like you. I’m not sure if it’s what you do to me or what you make me see in myself. Maybe I just don’t like me…
That’s funny…
After reading what I’ve written above, most people…people gifted with the power of logic would ask, “Why are you [...]
The Bet & Ask A GuyBy
Preston SwaggerPosted in Featured on 17 November 2008
Stats: 119 views and 13 Comments
So the writers on this site are the last of the free men. In college there were 8 of us. Since then, 4 have fallen. Toby and I came up with the bet for the last of us. It goes as follows:
All of us chip in and buy a giant gold belt. One like the [...]
Ladies Poll - How do you like the hair down there?By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Featured on 14 November 2008
Stats: 377 views and 36 Comments
Guys are never shy about letting women know how they like things south of the border. Well now it’s the ladies turn. When the belt comes off and the pants come down, what should the manscape look like? As always if there are poll choice you feel we’ve omitted or if you’d like to elaborate [...]
Just one…Please…By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ish You Should Know on 28 October 2008
Stats: 181 views and 16 Comments
To those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce a word: Regional Coverage.
Regional Coverage happens when there are several teams playing each other in a particular sport at once. All of the games are broadcast on one channel — and you have no choice but to watch the game that is closest in proximity to you [...]
Who’s More Scandalous…By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Relationships on 27 October 2008
Stats: 181 views and 13 Comments
There’s always been back and forth about who’s more scandalous, men or women. We never really stop to consider it, but this is truly a generational phenomenon. When our parents were our age I don’t think anyone really discussed this. I’m not saying that women in our parents generation were not scandalous. And I’m not [...]
FRIDAY - Ladies jump on the pollBy
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 24 October 2008
Stats: 223 views and 4 Comments
It’s another Friday so it’s time for us to humbly request our female visitors’ views, opinions and candor. Fellas, as always, be ready to hop in the comments section and share, agree…disagree…whatever. Let’s get into today’s question:
PORN!
Ladies, will you watch it with us? Are you watching it whether we’re there or not? Do you hate [...]
Ask A Guy - What Are You Looking At??By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ask A Guy on 23 October 2008
Stats: 473 views and 6 Comments
Q: Women always obsess over their bodies naked; what do men really look at when a woman is undressed?
Ladies, if you can catch it, a lot guys will give themselves away from the first time we size you up. Some men will just stare directly at their favorite body part — especially if you have [...]
You don’t need to be celibate, you need to be selective…By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ish You Should Know on 21 October 2008
Stats: 457 views and 26 Comments
Most women have either done this or know someone who has. EVERY guy has run into this at some point or another (it’s most aggravating when a jumpoff pulls it).
I’m celibate right now…
When a girl decides, for whatever reason, to slow down, put on her flashing lights, and pull the car off the road for [...]
Ladies - Are you faking?By
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 17 October 2008
Stats: 512 views and 10 Comments
Happy Friday. Welcome back to another edition of the Ladie’s Poll.
To our lovely lady readers — I think I can speak for all of the Merchants when I say we don’t think you should be faking the big “O”. You’re cheating yourself and letting some guy think his lame performance was something other than what [...]
Where Are Your Nuts - The SeriesBy
Preston SwaggerPosted in Ish You Should Know on 15 October 2008
Stats: 240 views and 10 Comments
A few weeks ago I wrote an eye-opening piece entitled The Feminization of Men - Part 1. It was followed by Where Are Your Nuts? - Male Feminization Part 2. Both articles dealt with the stunning trend of guys becoming effeminate at alarming degrees and speeds. I traced this issue’s origins and how widespread it [...]