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Author Profile: Preston Swagger

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Despite what my name implies, I'm an average everyday dude. I'm a guy's guy and it's gettin sad how few of us there are left. Fools is just out here doing it wrong, plain and simple. So I'm just here to give my unsolicited advice to get folks back on the right track. Because even though I'm an everyday cat, I still do everything smoother than you…
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Who’s More Scandalous…
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Relationships on 27 October 2008
Stats: 258 views and 13 Comments

There’s always been back and forth about who’s more scandalous, men or women.  We never really stop to consider it, but this is truly a generational phenomenon.  When our parents were our age I don’t think anyone really discussed this.  I’m not saying that women in our parents generation were not scandalous.  And I’m not [...]

FRIDAY - Ladies jump on the poll
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 24 October 2008
Stats: 309 views and 4 Comments

It’s another Friday so it’s time for us to humbly request our female visitors’ views, opinions and candor.  Fellas, as always, be ready to hop in the comments section and share, agree…disagree…whatever.  Let’s get into today’s question:
PORN!
Ladies, will you watch it with us?  Are you watching it whether we’re there or not?  Do you hate [...]

Ask A Guy - What Are You Looking At??
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ask A Guy on 23 October 2008
Stats: 600 views and 7 Comments

Q: Women always obsess over their bodies naked; what do men really look at when a woman is undressed?
Ladies, if you can catch it, a lot guys will give themselves away from the first time we size you up.  Some men will just stare directly at their favorite body part — especially if you have [...]

You don’t need to be celibate, you need to be selective…
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 21 October 2008
Stats: 535 views and 26 Comments

Most women have either done this or know someone who has.  EVERY guy has run into this at some point or another (it’s most aggravating when a jumpoff pulls it).
I’m celibate right now…
When a girl decides, for whatever reason, to slow down, put on her flashing lights, and pull the car off the road for [...]

Ladies - Are you faking?
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 17 October 2008
Stats: 572 views and 10 Comments

Happy Friday.  Welcome back to another edition of the Ladie’s Poll.
To our lovely lady readers — I think I can speak for all of the Merchants when I say we don’t think you should be faking the big “O”.  You’re cheating yourself and letting some guy think his lame performance was something other than what [...]

Where Are Your Nuts - The Series
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 15 October 2008
Stats: 312 views and 12 Comments

A few weeks ago I wrote an eye-opening piece entitled The Feminization of Men - Part 1.  It was followed by Where Are Your Nuts? - Male Feminization Part 2.  Both articles dealt with the stunning trend of guys becoming effeminate at alarming degrees and speeds.  I traced this issue’s origins and how widespread it [...]

Ladies - Who’s Coming to Dinner??
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Featured on 10 October 2008
Stats: 629 views and 35 Comments

So it’s nearly 2009.  We’ve seen our first black democratic nominee and we may even see our first black president.  The country may finally be looking past race when making important decisions…  Do you do the same in your bedroom?  Could you do the same with your life partner?  I mean putting a black guy [...]

Blog Groupies???
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Pop Culture on 8 October 2008
Stats: 616 views and 25 Comments

A grade school teacher once told me that I shouldn’t write how I talk.  I responded, “what if I speak well”?
That’s one thing the writers on this site — and most successful blogs for that matter — have in common.  Our blogs are more of a conversation.  Our goal is to entertain, engage and intrigue [...]

Spotlight - Sex, Drugs & Entertainment
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 2 October 2008
Stats: 221 views and 7 Comments

Sex, Drugs & Entertainment Magazine (SDEMagazine.com) is a venture between Preston Swagger and the published author of “The Organization“, Thomas Freeman Jr.
The Organization is a fictional account of very (very) true events.
During the second World War Dominican immigrants came to Camden, New Jersey by the thousands to work as replacement workers at the city’s Campbell [...]

Subconsciously…What Are You Looking For?
By User ImagePreston Swagger
Posted in Relationships on 29 September 2008
Stats: 581 views and 15 Comments

It happened again…
I seem to be on a bit of a streak. It’s a good thing. But sometimes even good things can come at the wrong time… And then they become a bit annoying.
I’ll explain:
I’m out with the fellas on Friday night. We hit a local spot because we felt like [...]