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It's a pleasure to meet me! Seymour Monet (pronounced Mo-Nay!) at your service. Prepare to get paid! I love money and that b*tch loves me back! All I talk about is how to make it and keep it and who is making you sick because you ain't making it. For those who are fiscally anemic and have cash ignorance...love me!
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Confessions of a Man-Ho (Part 2)
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Featured on 11 November 2008
Stats: 339 views and 7 Comments

This was the beginning of the end people. I had just learned one of Vicki’s little secrets…exactly how to get in them mo-fo’s! The next 2 years was a blur of bras, backseats and bouncing box springs. And then I graduated high school!
If high school was where the monster was created, college is where he [...]

Confessions of a Man-Ho (Part 1)
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Featured on 10 November 2008
Stats: 380 views and 10 Comments

In the first installment of the legendary post “How To Talk to Pretty Women”, I mentioned how being labeled as the nice guy is close to leprosy and that I would be explaining later. Well later is now. Later has been this…well…late because I know this is going to be a sensitive issue. [...]

It’s all I can stands…and I can’t stands no more!
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ladies - Jump on the Poll on 2 November 2008
Stats: 139 views and 6 Comments

Happy Friday Monday and all that good stuff. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled slightly adjusted programming . Ladies it’s time to jump on the poll again. So, let’s just get right to it.
The male/female double standard when it comes to sex is an age old argument. But let’s save that for [...]

All That Glitters Ain’t Gold
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 8 October 2008
Stats: 241 views and 7 Comments

(BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T STILL HAVE GOLD)
I’m struggling. I’ll admit it. I have wanted to write on this particular subject for quite some time. Yet I’ve been hesitant because of my past experiences in conversation. It seems to take forever for people to truly understand my point. Most write it off as hating, [...]

Ish You Should Know - The Billion Dollar Man
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 30 September 2008
Stats: 419 views and 6 Comments

Far too often African-American history lessons are reduced to the same laundry list of black “firsts” only taught in February. Even more often as of late, it seems the accomplishments in the fields of sports and entertainment have been given more light. Today black judges, politicians, and CEO’s don’t get much press until it turns [...]

PART 2 - How to talk to pretty women
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 28 August 2008
Stats: 402 views and 7 Comments

Let’s talk about attraction for a moment.  In order for some men to fully understand where I’m going here I have to deconstruct some ideals first.
1)  Attraction isn’t a choice.
I repeat…ATTRACTION ISN’T A CHOICE!  As humans, we don’t consciously choose who we feel attracted to.  It just happens to us. And you can’t convince someone [...]

How to talk to pretty women
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ish You Should Know on 27 August 2008
Stats: 1,160 views and 8 Comments

Alright fellas, its education time again.  I’ve noticed a steadily growing trend that direly needs to be addressed.  Men turned to complete invertebrates when in the face of a pretty woman…if not spineless then definitely firmly outside of their comfort zone.  I will be the first to admit that a pretty face and a smile [...]

Shame on a Nigga
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Pop Culture on 30 July 2008
Stats: 88 views and 6 Comments

Nigger. Nigga. My nig. Nigra. There. Got it out of the way. I figured that if I was going to offend anyone I might as well start the show with it. One of my favorite rappers, Nas, recently attempted and succeeded to some degree, to put “the” word [...]

Ask A Guy - Quick Hitters
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ask A Guy on 21 July 2008
Stats: 324 views and 6 Comments

OK, so this section is becoming a fast hit and we thank you ladies for the questions.  In an effort to get as many questions answered as possible, I took it upon myself to knock out some of the ones that have easy answers.  Enjoy.
Q:  Do men go down b/c they want it back?
A:  We [...]

Ask A Guy - Are Plutonic (Platonic) Relationships Extinct?
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Ask A Guy on 16 July 2008
Stats: 359 views and 10 Comments

Q: Is it truly possible for a man and woman to be in a plutonic relationship?
Short answer:  No because that would mean that the relationship was formed by the solidification of magma.. So, unless you are messing around with volcano’s I don’t think that will happen.  If you mean platonic then its no for us [...]