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It's a pleasure to meet me! Seymour Monet (pronounced Mo-Nay!) at your service. Prepare to get paid! I love money and that b*tch loves me back! All I talk about is how to make it and keep it and who is making you sick because you ain't making it. For those who are fiscally anemic and have cash ignorance...love me!
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Relationships - Who do you love???
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Relationships on 14 July 2008
Stats: 125 views and 4 Comments

Seymour Monet has some thoughts on who you should be giving your love and attention to.
LEGAL TENDER RONI
So it’s wedding season, as they say.  Top that off with one of my buddies walking the plank soon.  Splash in the constant questions about why I’m not married from friends and family; and you get a special [...]

Draft Day Dollar$
By Seymour Monet
Posted in Pop Culture on 1 July 2008
Stats: 132 views and 1 Comment

OK, so it’s NBA draft time again….and I love it!  Can’t you just smell the crisp 20’s and lube wafting from the strip clubs in Chicago and Miami right now?  The thought of 18-20 yr. old instant multi-millionaires gets me giddy (nullus)!  It’s hard to fathom the amount of revenue generated solely from these young’ns [...]