Author Profile: Tobias Hustleman
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No, I'm not a doughboy, drug slinger, or street pharmacist. That doesn't mean I don't hustle. We all have our hustle. My hustle is life. I want to get as much out of it as I can by experiencing as much as I can. I mean all things except drug dependency, unemployment, homelessness...well you get the picture. Expect me to write about anything. Don't expect to know from what I angle I coming except that it can be any angle. Life can be lived by rap quotables so I'll leave you with this. Go further. Go farther. Go harder. If not, then why bother.Publications »
No Blacks or Mongols AllowedBy
Tobias HustlemanPosted in Ish You Should Know on 25 July 2008
Stats: 141 views and 6 Comments
It is amazing what one may find surfing the internet after a day of working. Much to my chagrin, I have found that neither me nor my Mongolian love and touch would be allowed in a bar in the worker’s district during the Olympics. Potentially, this will be the center of social activity during the [...]
Got Yourself A GunBy
Tobias HustlemanPosted in Ish You Should Know on 22 July 2008
Stats: 86 views and 1 Comment
Do you know who this man is? You should…
Previously Featured on “Ish You Should Know,” I relayed a story about L.F. Eason, a North Carolina state employee of 29 years who refused an executive order to lower the flags for Jesse Helms. Sadly, I don’t think he got his job back for making a solid [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Pop Culture on 15 July 2008
Stats: 93 views and No Comments
A todos,
This whole blogging thing is new to me but it gives me a chance to find a topic and write about it. Truthfully it is what I need as it gives me an outlet from the day job and government name. I kid. My moms gave me that name and I cannot play like [...]
Monthly Awards - The Tap Dancer of the Month AwardBy
Tobias HustlemanPosted in Monthly Awards on 14 July 2008
Stats: 125 views and 2 Comments
Sorry Jesse, but it looks like you’re the winner of our first “Tap Dancer of the Month” award…
Here at TruthMerchants.com, we have our monthly awards. My esteemed colleague I.M. Haight has already awarded the “Morton’s Make It Rain” award for saltiest person of the month. Ice T certainly gift wrapped himself for a prestigious honor [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Ish You Should Know on 11 July 2008
Stats: 104 views and 3 Comments
Tobias Hustleman isn’t lowering the flag for Jesse Helms either…
This is a two part story and some ish you need to know.
A Livesteez Article gives the story of L.F. Eason III who was a 29 year veteran of the North Carolina State Dept of Agriculture. Now you may question the relevance of this man, and [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Relationships on 10 July 2008
Stats: 91 views and No Comments
The more they stay the same. The girl next door sneaks a kiss on your cheek. You blink and all of your “friends” in middle school have tits. You get a job and a cute co-worker grabs your junk…
It Happened Again…
I revisited a moment from my childhood. For a young man, this is always one [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Ask A Guy on 8 July 2008
Stats: 125 views and 5 Comments
Q: What ever happened to the art of dating and chivalry?
A: Pussy went on sale.
Seriously though, this is a good question as I was a former student of chivalrous courting. In my former life as good guy, I often felt like women wanted fairy tale courtships. They wanted to be pursued. They wanted to be [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Relationships on 1 July 2008
Stats: 130 views and 1 Comment
A Foreword
This is my first article. If you visit more than once which is definitely the goal here, you will find me a bit of a curious fellow. You will see I have an attention span that lasts 30 seconds on the dot and change what I want to see, feel, and learn at the [...]
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Tobias HustlemanPosted in Relationships on 22 June 2008
Stats: 135 views and 4 Comments
Polygamy is having one wife too many. For that matter…so is monogamy. —Oscar Wilde
