Truth Merchants

By Tobias Hustleman

OJ DID IT!
And got convicted.
The train wreck that is Orenthol James Simpson finally found out that karma is a biatch.  To get off on a double murder rap (you did it too nigga…don’t front!), and then get convicted of armed robbery is absolutely mind boggling. I’ve seen local athletes do stupid things and it cost [...]

By I.M. Haight

I hand out this award each month to one ornery individual who shows me his/her continued focused anger over one month’s period.  August was a problem though.  Not for lack of nominees mind you.  You had McCain and his nah nanny boo boo pick of Palin.  DMX for general lifetime achievement.  It was due to [...]

By I.M. Haight

AND THE WINNER IS—-
Another month and another gorgeous display of anger.  Last month I awarded Ice T for his meticulous yet misguided tirade aimed at Soulja Boy.  This month the honor goes to someone who definitely would have been justified if he turned several shades of green, but didn’t.  A man who’s subtle seething anger [...]

By Tobias Hustleman

Sorry Jesse, but it looks like you’re the winner of our first “Tap Dancer of the Month” award…
Here at TruthMerchants.com, we have our monthly awards. My esteemed colleague I.M. Haight has already awarded the “Morton’s Make It Rain” award for saltiest person of the month. Ice T certainly gift wrapped himself for a prestigious honor [...]

By I.M. Haight

I hate the word “hater.”  Seriously.  It pisses me off to the highest level of pisstivity.  (This might be a good time to tell you that I freely and wantonly make up words.  I say fuck Webster!  That’s another blog for another day however.)  Using the word is the new “bomb” way for “dudes” to [...]